PLASTIC 'WOODEN SPOON'

BEFORE:
An oversized black plastic spoon, purchased recently in the hope of aiding my efforts to be a great chef and unique in the kitchen. Basically, it's a plastic spoon for stirring things. It has everything offered by the traditional 'wooden spoon' but has the advantage of being plastic - super hygenic, easy to clean, and very swanky alongside all my other black plastic kitchenalia. After being used to prepare an aubergine curry, it was washed and carefully placed on a shelf under the sink.

AFTER:
Still swanky, and still fully functional, but now with two neat bite marks in the shiny plastic.